Quintessential summertime cheesecake from Bonnaroo 2013.

I am a poseur and I don’t care.

DIY success.  Distressing denim is really fun.  I think I’m going to embark on a get-rich-quick scheme that involves harvesting Goodwill jeans for $5 a pop, taking bleach and an Xacto knife to them, and selling them to naive hipsters on eBay for roughly ten times the price I paid.

I cut off my first pair of shorts!  Then I almost cut off my finger.

(Wayne’s World shirt is older than me and shamelessly stolen from my boyfriend’s closet)

Hot mess.

Good morning, Tumbles. I tried today today and I’m not afraid to show it, so here, have my face.

Twu lub.

Selfie because, becausebecausebecausebecause.

accidentalnarcissism:

More bad Photoshop.  Me to the power of three.  (Or, dare we say, twee.)

Earrings and cameo necklace: A gift from the lovely stumpyanydots (I believe they’re both 70s-era Avon)

Sweater: Gift from my boss, who gave me some awesome vintage items from her closet some time ago

Skirt: Forever21

Cable-knit leggings: Christmas gift

Leather brogues: Topshop, but I thrifted them for $3!

And detail on the necklace:

accidentalnarcissism:

Having a dogwood winter here lately.  Had to break the outerwear and layers back out.

Scarf: My mom’s underwear drawer

Sunglasses: Cheapies, Charlotte Russe a couple years ago

Hoop Earrings: Consignment shop

Shirt: Your friendly wholesale counterculture emporium, Hot Topic

Striped Button-down: Yard sale

White belt: Local vintage shop

Satin shorts because leggings aren’t pants: Kohl’s clearance rack some five years ago

Socks: Gift

Boots: eBay back in 2011, I think they’re Blowfish

Levi’s Jean Jacket: Vintage store in Louisville